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The Spirit of Seventy Sex

The Spirit of Seventy Sex by June and Philip Sinep Philharmonic Press Ltd., N.Y., 1975 At the outset, the reader is cautioned that, "This book sold as a novelty only." The book depicts all varieties of sex toys with an emphasis on dildos. Pictured are spiked dildos, dildos with horns, some regular, curved, and some with picturesque add-ons to enhance the sexual experience. Vibratory and non-vibratory dildos are essential to any user's repertoire. The text is of a narrative style relating experiences with their friends to ensure quality of each toy's performance.
	The silvered cover depicts a lusty, commanding, multi-taloned male (we can assume) American eagle resting on a handsome dildo. He is shown looking to his left where the females are. The relationship between the dildo and the eagle is not explained. Next Back to the top
Probably a now obsolete rough cloth-covered dildo that preceded those with more sophisticated spikes, horns, etc. The composition of the dildo is unknown. The rough cloth was used purposely to stimulate the sexual experience. Next Back to the top
	This totally unsympathetic and feral-like dildo is used for very special vaginas. It had to be constructed by a sadist who frequents doctors for repeated prostate examinations. This particular dildo can help a woman renounce sex forever and ever, Amen! Next Back to the top
These multi-flavored dildos bring titillating experiences for their users. They come in the shape of a penis; testicles are added as a bonus. The testicles can be used to rest the sucker. A strong dowel holds up the sucker. Cost: $5.00 Next Back to the top
	The Love Machine is essentially a massive vibrator for those who want to go hi-tech. It comes with a "Bulldinger" which is an elongated penis. It is essential that one apply a lubricant for purposes of safety and survival. The normal vibration is 25 pulses a second. It has been said that this is the closest one can get to Nirvana without scaling Everest. Next Back to the top
Little question here for those who want to get their gun off. To operate one has to keep pressing the trigger. A lubricant is necessary. Not hi-tech, but so much fun -- tee hee! Next Back to the top